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You Know It’s a Slow Time of Year When Life at Deloitte Is Tweeting Out Recipes

Posted on by Jason Bramwell

Now your home can smell all greasy like the Deloitte University cafeteria all year long.

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One thought on “You Know It’s a Slow Time of Year When Life at Deloitte Is Tweeting Out Recipes”

  1. What idiot tried the cheesy onion hash browns (with salt and pepper) and was like “omg this is soooo good, what IS this?”

    This is how I know the demise of our society is on the horizon. Accountants are supposed to be at least mildly functioning human beings.

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