All This Question From Life at Deloitte Needs Is a Two-Word Answer
As people continue to leave the largest public accounting firms, including Deloitte, in droves because they feel undervalued and underpaid, the people who run the Life at Deloitte Twitter account must have their heads in the sand by asking this question the other day: What's YOUR favorite way of being thanked at work and at […]
You Know It’s a Slow Time of Year When Life at Deloitte Is Tweeting Out Recipes
Now your home can smell all greasy like the Deloitte University cafeteria all year long. Many of you asked for it and here it is – the recipe for #DeloitteU’s hash brown cheese casserole! This simple dish is sure to make your holiday mornings special. We’re wishing you a joyous holiday season and a prosperous […]
Deloitte U.S. Delivery Center Employees Should Get the Same Parental Leave Perks As Everyone Else
I am an employee of the Deloitte U.S. firm. I am part of the consulting practice through their U.S. Delivery Center (USDC) model. We work closely with core consultants for Deloitte, often on the same project teams operating at the same level. USDC practitioners have travel capped at 20-30% and our three offices are located […]
Life at Deloitte Is Obviously Sick of DoorDash and Pining For DU Cafeteria Food
Damn you, ’Rona! One of the things our people remember about the #DeloitteU experience is the amazing food. What’s your favorite food at DU? pic.twitter.com/4nrfkryuC6 — Life at Deloitte US (@lifeatdeloitte) October 27, 2020 Related article: Brisket, Blueberries Some of the Best Fare at Deloitte University: Sources
Sometimes Life at Deloitte Includes Learning How to Bend Over Backwards for Clients
Or learning how to contort your body like a pretzel for clients? Or how to breakdance for clients? I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. But supposedly there’s some talent involved. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Life at Deloitte US (@lifeatdeloitteus)
Life at Deloitte Sometimes Involves Drawing Overworked Superheroes
So let me get this straight: The ideal “Super Leader” is a woman who has bloodshot eyes, probably because she barely got four hours of sleep last night due to either being an auditor or a tax professional at Deloitte during busy season. Got it. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Life […]
Playing Candy Crush Is More Interesting Than Life at Deloitte
Dude in the back can’t put his phone down because he’s on Level 971, you guys. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Life at Deloitte US (@lifeatdeloitteus)
Sometimes You Have to Grin and Bear Life at Deloitte
10:52 PM and going strong!! #CRAFT #DeloitteU pic.twitter.com/wstaRdsDNX — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) August 12, 2015 Interestingly, there are no signs of life…at Deloitte today. Earlier: Sometimes Life at Deloitte Involves Not Having a Life
Life at Deloitte Includes Slow Days
Maybe we're asking too much for @LaD to be Cathy Engelbert's interior excuse Rolodex, but today's offerings are a little uninspired. Starting off with a morning pick-me-up: Coffee is the best way to start the day! Love the unlimited supply at #DeloitteU What's your morning ritual? (GS) pic.twitter.com/05a7Nm9q0U — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) June 23, […]
Sometimes Life at Deloitte Will Go Over Your Head
I'm excited to take over this twitter account. I'll try not to make too many JavaScript jokes. No promises, though. #frontenddeveloper4Life — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) May 11, 2015
Life at Deloitte Involves Avoiding Hangryness
I don't know about you all, but it's nothing short of a miracle if I eat lunch between 12 pm and 1 pm. What's worse is that once 1 pm comes and goes, time accelerates to ludicrous speed and all of a sudden it's 4 o'clock and I haven't had a single bite of sustenance […]
Life at Deloitte Is One Step Away From Bathroom Selfies
You know things have gone bad in your life when you're sitting in the can appreciating a heater. Simple things in life. New heater at clients coldest bathroom in nyc pic.twitter.com/h1NMMr0s9D — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) January 29, 2015 Wait, is that IN the stall? No, never mind, we don't want to know. Carry on, […]
Here Is a Non-Exhaustive List of Things That Are Better Than Coming Out of a Successful Meeting
Listen, Life at Deloitte, we understand that you're obligated to tweet things like this but you should really choose your words carefully. You asked the question, so we're now obligated to answer. Is there any better feeling than the one you have coming out of a successful meeting? Hard work (plus an awesome support system) […]
Sometimes Life at Deloitte Involves Not Having a Life
If this is life at Deloitte, I feel terrible for this guy. Quick start to a busy week. Four meetings down, two to go. Not sure why I chose 4:04… pic.twitter.com/zOBGHQR6zp — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) July 21, 2014 This sounds like an absolute nightmare, are we sure the Life at Deloitte account hasn't […]
Deloitte Reveals the Secrets Behind the Life at Deloitte Twitter Account
How many times have we wistfully wondered "there is no way this can be a real person, it has to be some HR bot" while scrolling through the Life at Deloitte account? Surely no one is that intoxicated on Kool-Aid. Are they? According to this interview with Marketing Sherpa, they are. Deloitte saw the account […]
Let’s Help Life at Deloitte Answer One Very Important Question
Is it just me or is this account getting worse by the day? You'd think I'd rejoice in its sticky sweet HR-approved drivel the more drivel-y it gets but I'm actually starting to feel bad for these people. Anyway, Life at Deloitte took a risk last week and asked one hard-hitting question: Power Lunch question: […]
Life at Deloitte May or May Not Involve Time Spent on Your Knees
OH DEAR. Who let this one fly? I mean really. After a great practice run. The @TepperCMU team, Dr. Mather, and their coaches. pic.twitter.com/fx3g57DWXl — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) January 16, 2014 HAHAHA!! Practice run!! BWHAHAHAHAHA I am LOLing so hard I think I just sharted.
Life at Deloitte’s Advice For Doing Other People’s Work
Life at Deloitte has some sage advice for the overachievers out there who want to do the work of their superiors without being compensated for it: Don't be confined by levels or titles – I was doing aspects of my current job for 6 months before moving into the role #careeradvice #goals — Life at […]
Life at Deloitte Just Had the Best Week Ever
As you guys all know, we love mocking the PR-heavy crap that is spewed out into the Internet abyss by the Life at Deloitte account. In the past, we've all sort of wondered if a team of hacks is over there tweeting their own fluff pretending to be a rotating crew of happy, Deloitte-loving Deloitte […]
Life at Deloitte Is Pulling Out the Fancypants Words This Week…
What fuckery is this? Do you know the difference between Chronos and Kairos? — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) November 5, 2013 I don't know about you all but I had to Google it.
Let’s Discuss This Sentence From the Out & Equal Summit
This is happening right now in Minneapolis and of course the best we can do is get caught up through the Life at Deloitte Twitter account: "In order to retain top talent, an organization must create an environment where everyone can be themselves" @christie_smith2 #oesummit2013 — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 30, 2013 The quote […]
Life at Deloitte Means Not Getting Salty Over Lost Opportunities
The moment you realize you're too late… #DeloitteUProblems pic.twitter.com/yrfv1t8b3M — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 8, 2013
Life at Deloitte Can Result in the Occasional Occupational Hazard
Smoking in the stairwell, again? Yup, been out of the office too long…locked in the stairs bc I forgot my badge on my desk #helpme — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) September 18, 2013
Life at Deloitte Can Consist of ‘Intense’ Drawing and Coloring
Your parents will be so proud they spent all that money on your accounting education to get you to this point in your illustrious career. After an intense session of drawing and coloring, off to a goodbye dinner for a couple friends. — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) August 13, 2013 Oh, and because your life […]
Life at Deloitte Doesn’t Always Include Proper Meals
"Forgot" to eat lunch? More like was so overwhelmed with busy work that he couldn't tear himself away for 30 minutes to eat a proper meal. But hey, I'm sure that wasn't his first Cheetos and Snickers bar lunch and it sure won't be the last. Whoa – forgot to eat lunch and its almost […]