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October 4, 2023

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Check Out the Mo-Grow In This KPMG Office

Ah, November. The one month out of the year when it is acceptable for professionals to sport creepy crumb catchers in the name of men's health, or something. We've already addressed the Movember movement so here is your feel-good 'stache story of the month. KPMG audit assistant Dan Le Huray works on the Channel Islands, […]

Alleged CPA Creep in Columbus Is Out on Bail, Still Really (Allegedly) Creepy

The local news was calling him a "possible South Side exposer" (man, couldn't they have come up with anything better than that?) but police eventually tracked down the man a teenager claimed approached her repeatedly offering her up to FIVE whole dollars to touch his naughty parts. Oh and it looks like the man they […]

Prometric Hottie In Herndon, Virginia, This Dude Left You a Missed Connection

Can my future CPAs in Virginia help this loser out? He's trying to mack on hot Prometric girl via Craigslist Missed Connections when he could have just SAID something on his way out to a piss break. That said, you have to give the dude credit. He's like "I'm going to be getting way more […]