September 24, 2022

fuck this I’m out

One KPMGer Is Livid That She Won’t Be Able to Check Her Personal Email On Her Firm-Issued Laptop Ever Again

These screenshots of an internal KPMG memo hit our tip box earlier today: Because the first part of the document is a little blurry/difficult to read, I’ve transcribed it below: Protecting our IT systems Published: Thursday, 03/03/2022 As the Russia-Ukraine war continues, KPMG is staying vigilant and guarding against cyber threats while continuing to stand […]

PwC Manager Believes Associates and Senior Associates Are Going the Way of the Dodo Bird

Hey, I don’t know if you’ve heard but there’s a pipeline problem in public accounting right now. Seems some people finally got the memo that long hours and low pay isn’t worth the prestige of putting “worked at [INSERT BIG 4 FIRM NAME]” on their resumes anymore. And then there’s that other problem: those who […]

Here’s an Unconfirmed Story of an Audit Associate Dropping Out of Deloitte University After Getting a Better Offer

We've all heard the urban legends of the guy from another market who threw his laptop at a partner and stormed out in a moment more epic than the "fuck you" scene from Half Baked but very rarely do we actually get to witness these moments personally (not counting all the times I've drunkenly cussed […]