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November 25, 2022

The Monthly Close: Rihanna and 50 Cent Need New Accountants

There's nothing like a hip-hop star's beef with her accountant to heat up July's Monthly Close. God bless you Rihanna, you shamelessly marvelous exhibitionist, you.

In addition to Rihanna's accountant, Greg Kyte & Co. cover Diageo's ten feet tall and bulletbroof books, accountants who marry accountants, Chris Christie trying to put his dad's firm out of business and 50 Cent still tryin' to get rich.

You can check out more jokes from July's close over at Greg's YouTube channel.

More Monthly Close:
June '15: Balancing The Death Star's Books
May '15: PwC Partners Drink the Blood of the Proletariat
April '15: That Clinton Foundation Accountant Really Blew It
March '15: White Collar Crime Should Be a Fun and Scary Surprise
February '15: Accountant Pillow Talk Results in Double-billing
January '15: Annual Close
December '14: Billing This Dump to the Client
November '14: Nothing's Hotter Than Prostitution with Accurate Receipts
October '14: Grant Thornton Mayonnaise Sandwiches and Other Rejected Mascots
September '14: Wasting time on the Internet
August '14: Accounting with Your Shirt Buttoned Down

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