Please ensure Javascript is enabled for purposes of website accessibility

This New Jersey CPA’s Kitschy Crib Is Amazing

The following video from the New Jersey Society of CPAs features Marty Abo, CPA giving a tour of his hilariously awesome house. This house is great because it is the complete opposite of every CPA house I have ever been inside. It's kitschy. It's unpractical. IT'S FUN. Just watch and try telling me you don't feel the same way:

Personally, I could never live in such a place because clutter makes my skin crawl, BUT I do enjoy the following things from Chez Abo: 

  • The red leather catsuit lamp.
  • The Abo's Pizza box is a nice shout-out to Colorado.
  • "Of course she's got Chardonnay."
  • That TP roll mount is frightening.
  • "Tell 'em it was the best minute-and-a-half of your life!"

Marty could chain his employees to their desks during busy season, feeding them only bagels and urine-temperature coffee and I'll still work for him so I could party at this house. He'd need to get better beer than Heineken, though.

[via AWEB]