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December 6, 2022

Rihanna

The Monthly Close: Rihanna and 50 Cent Need New Accountants

There's nothing like a hip-hop star's beef with her accountant to heat up July's Monthly Close. God bless you Rihanna, you shamelessly marvelous exhibitionist, you. In addition to Rihanna's accountant, Greg Kyte & Co. cover Diageo's ten feet tall and bulletbroof books, accountants who marry accountants, Chris Christie trying to put his dad's firm out […]

Rihanna Video Has Blown the Lid Off Accountants’ Lavish Lifestyle, Says Guy

All this time, an unsuspecting public has thought accountants to be frumpy, fastidious paper-pushers ever-willing to split the check down to the penny for their foolhardy friends. But thanks to that accountant-slaying siren Rihanna, says Financial Times pop critic Ludovic Hunter-Tilney, the secret licentious lives of accountants have been exposed: Is the video feminist or […]

Not Safe For Accountants (NSFW)

On days like these, I feel that it's best to dispense with anything too heavy and get right to the important stuff — NSFW videos! Have you seen Rihanna's new video? It's a revenge fantasy on her former accountant. Or that's what people are saying anyway. I mean, it's not exactly subtle. But that's what […]

Rihanna Mistakes Her “Stupid” Accountant For Financial Wizard

Rihanna, sweetheart, I'm not sure accountant means what you think it means. Just because the poor fool can count doesn't mean he can perform miracles: Rihanna says her accountant made so many boneheaded decisions that he blew her fortune and she was "effectively bankrupt" by the end of 2009. The singer claims in new legal […]