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October 2, 2023

Life at Deloitte Doesn’t Always Include Proper Meals

"Forgot" to eat lunch? More like was so overwhelmed with busy work that he couldn't tear himself away for 30 minutes to eat a proper meal. But hey, I'm sure that wasn't his first Cheetos and Snickers bar lunch and it sure won't be the last.

We have discussed the Life at Deloitte Twitter account before and given that this is more a risk management and PR issue than an actual social media strategy, we just have to know who on Earth way up the ladder is approving these awful tweets? It's only Monday and the latest dude tweeting there already has his plans for the week "blown up" and missed lunch.

What happens Tuesday, the intern spills coffee on his chinos and his office romance gets put on blast? We can't wait to find out how the week goes for poor, starving Andy!

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