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September 28, 2023

Happy 50th Birthday to Walking KPMG Billboard, Phil Mickelson!

Everyone’s favorite blue-KPMG-hat-wearing, non-U.S.-Open-winning, left-handed duffer is turning the big 5-0 today. And the honorary Klynveldian was appreciative of the birthday wishes from the Mothership.

So from all of us at GC, happy birthday, Phil. You are the envy of every male partner at KPMG because:

  1. You get to golf all day.
  2. You got away with insider trading, unlike some people who liked to frequent golf courses.

Feel free to leave KPMG’s main man birthday wishes in the comments.

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