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September 25, 2023

Deloitte Consultants Are Wannabe Nerds Who Aren’t Sexy, Says Woman

“Hot and nice nerds have always been sexy, this does not elevate Deloitte consultants who think they’re nerds because they studied poly sci at Upenn.”

Katrina Schmidt, a resident of Washington, DC, when asked her thoughts on MSNBC political analyst and election night “map guy” Steve Kornacki being named one of People’s Sexiest Men of 2020.

Rejoice, Nerds! Steve Kornacki Has Shattered the Hotness Glass Ceiling [The Washingtonian]

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2 Comments

  1. I honestly don’t care what you say. I’m as much a need as a need could be. Earlier today I was soldering things and before that I was writing python. I don’t even care if I am sexy. I am probably not. I need to go watch some sci-fi stuff or whatever.

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