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September 21, 2023

(UPDATE) Area Man Searching for Accountant Addicted to Love

~ Update includes the spartan’s response to our request for comment.

No. Seriously.


Reportedly at LaSalle and Erie in Chicago. Yes, we’ve emailed Victor. No, we haven’t heard back.

Sayeth Vic:

Thank you for your help Caleb! Its just amazing how many people are pitching in to help find one person. Everyone except for the one person who left a comment on your site (even though it was kind of funny). If you hear anything on the interwebs about this girl let me know! I’m thinking there is a 50/50 chance she has seen this and is highly unimpressed. Oh well you have to try.

Unimpressed? Hardly dude. It’s fate (or something).

[via @retheauditors]

~ Update includes the spartan’s response to our request for comment.

No. Seriously.


Reportedly at LaSalle and Erie in Chicago. Yes, we’ve emailed Victor. No, we haven’t heard back.

Sayeth Vic:

Thank you for your help Caleb! Its just amazing how many people are pitching in to help find one person. Everyone except for the one person who left a comment on your site (even though it was kind of funny). If you hear anything on the interwebs about this girl let me know! I’m thinking there is a 50/50 chance she has seen this and is highly unimpressed. Oh well you have to try.

Unimpressed? Hardly dude. It’s fate (or something).

[via @retheauditors]

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