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October 2, 2023

All This Question From Life at Deloitte Needs Is a Two-Word Answer

As people continue to leave the largest public accounting firms, including Deloitte, in droves because they feel undervalued and underpaid, the people who run the Life at Deloitte Twitter account must have their heads in the sand by asking this question the other day:

We’re not going to try and guess how someone would like to be thanked outside of the office. But in the office, this question can be answered in two words, and it’s not “pizza parties”:

Now say it louder for the people in the back:

Asked and answered.

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1 Comment

  1. ahaha. No more conversations that beginning with “we were only allocated this amount” or “there’s nothing we can do on pay”

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