When accounting goes unaccounted for
“We are pleased to have resolved this matter. We are committed to maintaining clear and accurate reporting of our periodic results, supporting our customers, and executing our growth strategy.”
~ Michael Dell doesn’t seem too broken up about today’s little setback.
“What they’re doing is buying some work to keep the staff busy.”
~ Gary Boomer, on the Big 4 low bidding smaller clients.
“Do you want 7 to go into 28 a total of 13 times? Sure. Just hire a Big Four auditor, and he’s got a rubber stamp with your name on it.”
~ Gary Weiss thinks auditors are a joke.
“We are grateful to the courageous taxpayer who came forward to notify the United States attorney’s office of a corrupt public servant.”
~ U.S. Attorney Todd Jones is really just referring to that IRS agent who needed $9,700.