Saw this press release on PRWeb today:
I don’t know, guys, but Erik looks poised to bash fraud to death. Or beat bad clients who ignore invoices. Or destroy an office printer to smithereens out in a field à la Office Space.
Or maybe he just likes to golf. Accountants like to golf. But it doesn’t say in the press release that he likes to golf. Shouldn’t it, if he’s HOLDING A GOLF DRIVER IN HIS HANDS?
Feel free to speculate below.
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