January 25, 2021

UPDATED: KPMG Celebrates Summer With Ice Cream Packages For Loyal Servants

Really, KPMG? Buying folks off with ice cream?! I haven't had the pleasure of indulging in an ice cream social since I was a young, un-tattooed suburbanite in Wisconsin, so that would have been maybe 6th grade. Anyway, here's what KPMG has scheduled for their ice cream-loving associates slaving away in San Francisco per a tipster:

Hi Going Concern,

I'm excited to inform you that summer ice cream is back at KPMG!  But sadly, there are no steaks in sight as yet (I'm not holding out much hope, though).  Feel free to post so all the non-lactose-intolerant suckas at the other Big 4 with their higher salaries and giant bonuses can commence their dairy envy.

See attached announcements.

Enjoy!

SF office partner Richard Austin told his loyal subjects "to celebrate [our centennial summer], and how much we appreciate your efforts, grab a spoon and 'dig in' to our way of saying thanks!"… Isn't that sweet? No pun intended, of course.

 

Ice Cream SF Office

Dig in, SF KPMGers! Lord knows you've earned it.

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