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This Unassuming Accountant Likes Nylons and Smoking After Doing It [NSFW]

Happy Saturday, people! If you're working, I'm sorry. If you're not, congratulations.

Very rarely, we post something truly not safe for work. Berating your employer is probably not appreciated by said employer but I wouldn't call it entirely not safe for work since so many of you obviously DO manage to get here at work and still keep your jobs. The following is not to be watched in your cubicle but it's Saturday so hopefully not all of you are actually at work.

Confession: I'm a huge fan of To Catch a Predator. I'm not sure if it is Chris Hansen's way of reading the creeptastic chat logs totally casually and serious or if it's the completely awkward interactions starting with "have a seat" and ending with a cop in a tree costume tackling this guy.

I've been a fan for a long time so I thought I'd seen every episode. Apparently not.

Don't ask why I was looking for this but I found this accountant (!) who ended up in front of Chris Hansen having to explain his pantyhose fetish. It's pretty much the most awkward interaction you will ever see between two human beings.

Dude. Making everyone look bad, WTF.