Tesla is having a tough time hanging onto a chief accounting officer, you guys.
Dave Morton joined the company in early August after a stint as CFO of Seagate Technology. The day after Morton joined Tesla, CEO Elon Musk tweeted that he was thinking about taking the company private and buying out investors at $420 a share, which definitely wasn’t a reference to weed because Elon Musk is a grown-ass man and not a greasy-haired burner at the skate park, right?
Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 7, 2018
He claims he based the number on math, not stoner lore. “It seemed like better karma at $420 than at $419,” he said in an interview with the New York Times following the controversial tweet. “But I was not on weed, to be clear. Weed is not helpful for productivity. There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”
A little more than a week after the tweet, the SEC issued a subpoena into this whole privatization thing.
Just to keep things interesting, Musk appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast last night and got blazed on a big fat blunt.
Surely, none of this has anything to do with the chief accounting officer noping on outta there after barely a month of service.
“Since I joined Tesla on August 6th, the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations,” Morton said in a Tesla SEC filing, which indicated he resigned on Sept. 4. “This caused me to reconsider my future. I want to be clear that I believe strongly in Tesla, its mission, and its future prospects, and I have no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”
Man, talent shortages are real y’all.

Though the connection between the non-profit Hot August Nights organization that’s been putting on Reno’s biggest party for 24 years and the newly-registered for-profit Hot August Nights of Las Vegas is unclear, what is clear is that part of the event will be held in Long Beach this year due to “horrific” costs to put the event on in Reno.
Well, the company is a cash furnace potentially headed toward bankruptcy in the next 12-24 months, the funding was definitely NOT secured, and less than a month in you’re staring down a SEC investigation and probably additional lawsuits related to securities fraud. I’d have peaced out too. Cant blame the guy for having some common sense!
There’s nothing wrong with smoking a doobie. As long as he had some purp in that blunt and not some Reggie
Elon’s gone to Crazy Town to hang with Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan.