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February 3, 2023

Tchotchke Wrap-Up

We know you’ve all been shaking with anticipation about the tchotchke results and frankly, we expected more of you. P. Dubs and Deloitte turned out squat and they’re the top two dogs, so that really dashed our hopes. Grant Thornton and BDO are zeros too. Are you all working too much? Regardless here are some results from our experiment:
Check out the schwag after the jump


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Bandage container for those E&Y Dads who have kids that wear harnesses and helmets.
8ball.jpg
Radio Station magic 8-ball so the employees can get answers on whether they’ll have jobs in the next six months.
rubic's.jpg
Rubik’s cubes are way more difficult than anything a 2nd year associate does.
KPMG_chair.jpg
Chairs that Radio Station partners with Napoleon-complexes sit.
ernest&young.jpg
We do things with so much quality we don’t bother using spellcheck.

We know you’ve all been shaking with anticipation about the tchotchke results and frankly, we expected more of you. P. Dubs and Deloitte turned out squat and they’re the top two dogs, so that really dashed our hopes. Grant Thornton and BDO are zeros too. Are you all working too much? Regardless here are some results from our experiment:
Check out the schwag after the jump


ey_bandaids.jpg
Bandage container for those E&Y Dads who have kids that wear harnesses and helmets.
8ball.jpg
Radio Station magic 8-ball so the employees can get answers on whether they’ll have jobs in the next six months.
rubic's.jpg
Rubik’s cubes are way more difficult than anything a 2nd year associate does.
KPMG_chair.jpg
Chairs that Radio Station partners with Napoleon-complexes sit.
ernest&young.jpg
We do things with so much quality we don’t bother using spellcheck.

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