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October 3, 2023

happy fucking holidays you wankers

Christmas tree in the dark

Lonely Workaholics at PwC UK Will Have to Find Some Other Place to Go For Christmas

Last year, PwC UK chairman Kevin Ellis wrote a lovely advertisement article in The Telegraph letting his people know that if they have literally nothing better to do, PwC employees can spend Christmas at the office. He framed it as a kindness for those who may be lonely — or the opposite, ready to beat […]

The Queen’s PwC Tells Staff to Come Into the Office Should They Have Literally Nothing Better to Do on Christmas

PwC UK published an advertisement article in The Telegraph last week and we found it so moving that we felt compelled to share it all with you post haste. The letter — penned by PwC UK chairman Kevin Ellis — begins as all corporate letters must since our first COVID Christmas last year: with a […]

There Will Be Two Fewer Drunk People at BDO U.K.’s Holiday Party This Year

Not looking to be the next EY, BDO U.K. is taking steps this year to ensure female staff can enjoy themselves at firm holiday parties without worrying about getting groped by randy colleagues. How? By suggesting a pair of squares stay sober to monitor the festivities. In an internal memo obtained by The Financial Times, […]