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October 1, 2023

Man Takes Opportunity to Mention That CPAs Keep Future Millionaires From F*cking Everything Up

Terrell Owens

There’s nothing I love like a little self-promotion. Especially when the “self-promotion” is really just a reminder that some guy or any number of his talented colleagues in their shared profession can help a brother out. Case in point:

MY LORD Barry Melancon would be proud. Preach that gospel, bro.

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