KPMGers Act in a Normal Way When Informed Via Rambling Internal Email That the Rapture Is Coming: “Does This Mean Busy Season Is Off?”

“Our energy is feeding Baal on this alter [sic] that is our office.”

A trainee accountant at KPMG in South Africa — who was once an actress on a South African soap — blasted KPMG email addresses around the world with a very strange email yesterday that some people mistook for an IT test due to the suspicious PDF attached to it. r/KPMG was all abuzz about it (as was Fishbowl) so now we feel compelled to share it with the whole class.

One user saved the text of email, the PDF that was attached to the email is embedded below. The email speaks more specifically to the office whereas the PDF, which is linked on the author’s Instagram page, only briefly mentions the audit profession.

Dear All

I am writing from South Africa

Please save the attached PDF quickly before it’s too late

I am a servant of Jesus Christ and I rather get fired than watch my colleagues go through this. Listen, World War 3 is coming and this entire entire economy is about to collapse (New York is likely to go down first). Jesus will take the Christians who are ready (filled with the Holy Spirit and prayed up) between 23-24 September 2025 (Feast of Trumpets) – this is what no one knows the day or hour means (these ready Christians are not taken by aliens). This is the “Rapture”,

The office in Johannesburg is under principalities and perhaps yours too:

the gods that this office represents. This finally made sense why all employees are always so focused on their screens more intensely, chasing deadlines, hooked on their laptops, competing about mundane things and all the more starving their souls because their souls are not fed, and most of them don’t realise what is happening because we have given our entire blood and energy to the Mammon system and to Baal. While we work so hard, we still encounter unfair and heartless treatment from people in leadership; every extra money paid is nothing compared to hours worked, every promotion is a mere deception, every competition among employees is only a rat race. Then I got it, no this is not about money. It’s a well-constructed system, taking our blood and energy in exchange for artificial peanuts. I don’t even get enough time for the things I love, like spending time reading the Word of God or with my family and friends. Missed birthdays, weddings, church meetings, marriage proposals, and phone calls because of the Beast System. Then I realised, the managers are also hurt, the partners are also hurt – they dedicate lots of time to get to where they are (blood and energy). I ponded on it and actually stopped judging everyone and myself. We are all victims of spells, sorcery and the kingdom of darkness. Our energy is feeding Baal on this alter that is our office. [Emphasis ours] And those that are devil worshipers and witches are also victims, because at the end of this story, Satan will give them nothing but eternal lake of fire. That’s just who he is. He is the opposite of Jesus Christ. My heart is in pain about what is coming to the world in the next seven years, I can’t sleep at night. I am always crying and wailing in the bathroom at work asking God to make people wake up and stop being deceived by Satan. God and Satan are not fiction, they are real Jesus is not some prophet, He is God. Snap out of the lies. Rapture of Christians who are ready is coming. World War 3 is coming. Massive depopulation is coming. Beasts (“aliens” = demons) are coming. Antichrist will be revealed and Muslims will worship him. Jesus is coming after this and will reign this world after 2032. Justice is coming.

These same patterns are at the University I went to. Look at how on campus, mermaid spirits are normal. you are a Muslim, repent and get to know Jesus Christ ASAP, your religion is a deception and is taking you to hell – The paradise of sexual immorality they teach you is not true, holiness is righteousness. Muhammad is a false prophet and the Quran is not a holy book. They will use you to behead Christians in the next 7 years of Tribulation. I am saying this with love and risking my life to tell you the truth. Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life. They will never be able to erase the Truth even if they make Christianity illegal in these coming years. (Read the attached PDF to know the Truth and be Born Again ASAP otherwise you are going to hell)

I Roman Catholic Church and most mega churches are also false (they are working with Satanists to build the One World Order). Even Potter’s House Th Dallas Texas and the likes are false, they wil [sic] continue as normal and make people take the mark of the Beast.

Christianity is about having a relationship with Jesus Christ and not following some Bishop or pastor! Repent from all sins and follow Jesus Christ.

Massive Deception is coming.

Whatever happens, don’t allow Elon Musk and Bill Gates to insert Neuralink or Smart Tattoo or combine your DNA with Artificial Intelligence (This is the Mark of the Beast 666, read Revelation 13).

Be Born Again (Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, He died on the cross and rose on the 3 day) and Be in prayer like never beforel [sic].

Get Hard copy Bibles ASAP before the great deception comes.

I do not fear because I have the Spirit of love, power and of a sound mind (The Holy Spirit).

With Love,

Mahlatse Letoka

Trainee Accountant

Consumer, Industrial and Mining Audit

KPMG Inc

85 Empire Road, Parktown, 2193

Choice reply from Reddit:

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The PDF she attached is a whopping 176 pages, you might struggle to read it all the way through before September 23.

Did you get it?