If KPMG Was a Radio Station, What Would Its Slogan Be?

One of our favorite nicknames we’ve given KPMG through the years is “The Radio Station,” for obvious reasons.

So in this Saturday shitpost, we ask: If KPMG was actually a radio station, what would its tagline or slogan be? We have a handful of suggestions:

  • Good Auditing’s No. 1 Alternative
  • Playing All the Hits (and Misses) of Auditing
  • Formerly Phil Mickelson’s Favorite Country Station
  • Clients’ Yacht Rock
  • Where the Blues Are Here to Stay
  • Your Station For Lakehouse Rock
  • The Sound of (Scott) London
  • We Make Our Clients Bang Their Heads

That’s a good start. Have a great weekend!

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