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Going Concern Presents: Public Accounting Horoscopes

Wondering what the stars have in store for you today? Wonder no more, GC faithful!

Aries (March 21-April 19) With the sun and moon in Pisces, odds are you're feeling extra inspired. Take this time to figure out a way to get around your firm's IT department before March Madness so you don't miss a minute.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) Mercury direct means you're feeling bold. If you've been considering quitting in the middle of busy season, now would be the time to write your farewell email.

Gemini (May 21-June 20) Your dual nature will get you into trouble when it comes to deciding where to send the intern for lunch. Let someone else make the important decisions and get back to your spreadsheets.

Cancer (June 21-July 22) Now would be a great time for travel. Oh wait, it's busy season. Never mind, plan not to see daylight for at least another 6 weeks with Mars in retrograde.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Your dreams have been especially vivid lately. You are full of adventure and ready to take on the world. While you're feeling adventurous, why not shake things up a little? Try a Mr Goodbar instead of a Snickers out of the vending machine today.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) All your balances will balance and your communication skills are at their best right now, so now would be a great time to leave an anonymous note in the restroom criticizing your colleagues' bathroom behavior.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Everything seems to be going your way today! The good luck won't last, though, so you should probably make the most of it. Go ahead and return that recruiter's phone call, you never know what sort of opportunities await!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Your fiery, passionate nature makes you more likely to be accused of sexual harassment. Take it easy and give colleagues the personal space they need in the audit room.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) As the class clown of the zodiac, it is usually your job to entertain. Bite your tongue, though, or you might end up CCing the client on an email you meant to send to a coworker about how annoying the client is.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan. 19) Don't get Chipotle for lunch.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Your optimism is at an all-time high but it will be short-lived. You should probably fake the stomach flu and just stay home.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) With both the sun and moon in your sign, odds are you might be able to see at least one of them before 9pm tonight. Today is a day for taking risks, so why not sneak out 5 minutes early? Go ahead, you deserve it.