That's it for us, capital market defenders. Enjoy the long weekend (with apologies to some of the tax folks). A reminder that Open Items is never closed, so submit your questions, rants and accounting ballads if the urge strikes. Also follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest.
KPMG legal beats £10m revenue target in first year [The Lawyer]
Williamson County: IRS agent charged with sexual battery [Tennessean]
Why You Should Always Say "Hello" In The Elevator [LinkedIn]
Peoria Settles Suit Over Parody Twitter Account That Mocked Mayor [NYT]
Why Drivers in China Intentionally Kill the Pedestrians They Hit [Slate]
Why do traffic jams sometimes form for no reason? [Vox]
