OGX Bankruptcy Filing Caps Batista’s $30 Billion Demise [Bloomberg]
HEY YOU GUYS! We recorded the tiniest budget deficit in 5 years thanks to record revenue! Um. Wait… what? [Businessweek]
Which iPhone you choose says a lot about you, but mostly it says whether you pee standing up or sitting down [Mashable]
This piece tries to tell you why you should care about something "as boring as" an accounting firm merger. Personally I care about the Booz/PwC mashup because it allows us the opportunity to come up with new names — as John McDuling did — like Pooz and PriceBoozHouse. [Quartz]
Your quote of the day belongs to FASB Chairman Russell Golden: "I think we are substantially converged." [Reuters UK]
Hey "regular folk," go ahead and wait on the Twitter IPO [USA Today]
Why Chrysler Needs an $18 Billion Valuation to Justify an I.P.O. [DealBook]
The CFTC voted 3 to 1 on the Final Rules Enhancing Protections Afforded Customers Protection Funds [CFTC]
Breaking news to no one paying attention, the Fed decided to hang tight on stimulus measures for now [Reuters]
Drunk or just really, really bad at using Twitter? You decide. [Gawker]