In case you hadn't heard, Sunkist-epidermic galoot Donald Trump has taken some lumps in recent days in his pretend run for president.
However, in order to milk this thing for all it's worth, DJT has kept up appearances and in an effort to avoid talking about how Megan Kelly handed him his ass, discussed the issues. And to our pleasant surprise, he's focused mostly on tax policy with a one simple goal:
“Put H&R Block out of business,” Mr. Trump said, calling for a simplified tax return.
In the meantime, H&RB, shaking in its booties, is probably still looking for a few good accountants.