“It’s probably in the top five, nothing to do with accounting, but overall, it’s a top-five.”
— Andy Majkut, owner of Majkut CPAs in Elyria, OH, said about a deer shattering a double-pane window at his office last month.
If that’s not the craziest thing Majkut has seen during his career in public accounting, what is? Let’s speculate:
- He was mooned by a client.
- He was on an inventory count of human body parts.
- He walked in on two co-workers getting down and dirty in the conference room.
- He worked with colleagues who were planning for the Rapture.
Your suggestions are welcome.
One for the books: Ohio accountant startled when deer crashes through office window [Fox 23 News]

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> Your suggestions are welcome.
I got squirted with breast milk at the office once.
A recently returned to work after maternity leave colleague was hiding around the corner from me. When I turned the corner she moved one side of her top aside and let a stream fly. It wasn’t much but I think the principle of it is what’s interesting.