Watching guinea pigs play basketball is infinitely better than watching any NBA game for several reasons. Among them:
1) Guinea pigs are adorable;
2) Quality of play;
3) No timeouts, therefore, no needless stalling until the end of the game;
4) Better music than you'll hear at any arena;
5) No Kobe Bryant.
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