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Best/Worst Accounting Jokes

So here I am sitting in the bowels of New Jersey and we are getting punchy here in the audit room.

What are your best/worst accounting jokes?

"You need to tie out the accrued payroll.  But remember, it's accrual world"

or

"There are three types of accountants: those who can add and those who can't"

Whatcha got?