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Reddit Recap: A Q & A With A Halliburton Whistleblower Tony Menendez will be back on Reddit tomorrow to continue his AMA. [ProPublica]
The lease accounting industry desperately needs disruption [AT]
FASB Plans Next Phase of Big Accounting Changes [CW]
SEC’s Pot Calling the Kettle Black? [CFO]
Dadbod: A New Word for a Timeless Physique [Atlantic]
Everything You Need to Know About Tesla's New Household Batteries [Gizmodo]
MillerCoors Sued for Claiming Blue Moon Is a Craft Beer [Eater]

In case you thought the fair value debate was limited to the U.S. circa 2008, think again. A rule you probably haven’t heard of (but will likely see a version of once government debt becomes as much of a pain in the ass here as it has been in Europe) called