Donald Trump’s Tax Policy: Destroy H&R Block

Posted on by Caleb Newquist

In case you hadn't heard, Sunkist-epidermic galoot Donald Trump has taken some lumps in recent days in his pretend run for president.

However, in order to milk this thing for all it's worth, DJT has kept up appearances and in an effort to avoid talking about how Megan Kelly handed him his ass, discussed the issues. And to our pleasant surprise, he's focused mostly on tax policy with a one simple goal:

“Put H&R Block out of business,” Mr. Trump said, calling for a simplified tax return.   

In the meantime, H&RB, shaking in its booties, is probably still looking for a few good accountants. 

Donald Trump, Pivoting Toward Policy, Urges Simpler Tax Code [NYT]

Image: "Donald Trump Laconia Rally, Laconia, NH" by Michael Vadon/Wikimedia Commons

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Homeless dude: “Here’s a stack of cash. It’s yours.”

Homeless dude: “Boom, it sounds good, so you’re going to jump on it.”

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