“We just don’t tell anyone. Not even our wives.”
~ Brad Oltmanns, PricewaterhouseCoopers partner, on keeping the Oscar results secret.
“We just don’t tell anyone. Not even our wives.”
~ Brad Oltmanns, PricewaterhouseCoopers partner, on keeping the Oscar results secret.
“Michael Koss is a clown. He does not belong on the board of directors of any company. He needs to be minding his own company, and until he can clean things up there, he should not be allowed to go outside and play.”
~ Tracy Coenen, on Mr Koss’ resignation as the Audit Committee Chairman of Strattec Security Corp.
“I’m encouraged by the fact that things are at least not getting worse.”
~ Gayle Anderson, CFO of Match.com, on the economy.
“What they’re doing is buying some work to keep the staff busy.”
~ Gary Boomer, on the Big 4 low bidding smaller clients.
“We shouldn’t pretend we’re not a big company.”
~ Patrick Pichette, Google CFO.
“If he contacted me and threatened me, I was going to drive down to New York and take him out. At that point it would have come down to him or me; it was as simple as that. The government would have forced me into it by failing to do its job, and failing to protect me. In that situation I felt I had no other options. I was going to kill him.”
~ Harry Markopolos, in his new book, on Bernie Madoff.
“This is a logical process. But it is slow.”
~ Thomas Jones, Director of the Center for the Study of International Accounting Standards at Pace University and former vice chairman of the IASB, on the SEC’s announcement that it’s sorta on board with the move to IFRS.
“They do hard work on behalf of the American citizens, and an act like this won’t stop us from doing our jobs with dignity and respect for Americans.”
~ Doug Shulman, the Commish, on IRS employees.
“Yes. Because now maybe people will listen.”
~ Samantha Bell, daughter of Joseph Stack when asked if she thought her father was a hero.
“I do plan to return to golf one day, I just don’t know when that day will be.”
~ Tiger Woods
“I thought half the first floor would be dead.”
“Some days, I’d think, this 10-mile run isn’t so bad. At least I’m not stuck in a conference room staring at a spreadsheet!”
~ Rebeccah Wassner, CPA and USA Triathlon’s Athlete of the Year in 2009.