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This 5 Year Old Fishbowl Thread About EY WBLs Aged Badly

“In real life you’re allowed to use other teams work papers, google, etc. there’s no difference” Digging around a bit for shits and gigs I found this, which was posted on Fishbowl five years ago: I know you’re just dying to hear what the Kool-Aid chugger EY6 said. Here you go: LOL. Full discussion on […]

Happy National Kool-Aid Day to All You Big 4 Kool-Aid Drinkers

Enjoy this day created just for you! But don’t spill any. Those who do are the first to get “coached out” or put on PIPs. Plus those Kool-Aid stains are hard to get out of your clothes. Have a great weekend, everyone.

Life at PwC Is All About Bewo Werk Llwe Ll

Leave it to PwC to deliver its “Be Well, Work Well” message in a weird and confusing way. Their futures are so bright, they gotta wear shades, I guess. Or it’s to hide the enormous bags under their eyes from the lack of sleep they get because of all the hours they work at PwC, […]

Kamp KPMG’s Head Counselor Is Running the Winter Interns Ragged

Lynne Doughtie is building up the KPMG recruits’ stamina for those marathon, 16-hour days during busy season. View this post on Instagram A post shared by KPMG U.S. Careers (@kpmg_us_careers) Not shown is the winter interns drinking a large glass of Kool-Aid to quench their thirst after their morning jog. Related articles: What Do You […]

KPMG Generously Distributes Kool-Aid and Questionable Numbers to Winter Interns in Orlando

So we've been stalking the KPMG winter intern training album on Facebook and came across this: Which naturally got us wondering… #1 in the Big Four for what? Partners who are awaiting sentencing on insider trading? Jokes made on Going Concern? Kuddling? Kool-Aid distribution? Logos that look like they were made in MS Paint? WE […]

If the Big Firms Were Alcohol, Here’s What You’d Be Drinking

Ed. note: this is the second submission from Andrew Roberts as we trudge ever onward in the GC freelancer finals. You've met him before. You are already familiar with how this works and I know you'll do your part by chiming in. What does an accountant think about when there is nothing else to think […]