September 19, 2020

Deloitte UK

Congrats to Deloitte U.K. for Getting the Largest Fine Ever Handed Out by the Financial Reporting Council

PwC is no longer the answer to the trivia question: “Which Big 4 firm in the U.K. received the largest fine from the Financial Reporting Council?” That distinction now belongs to Deloitte. The Queen’s Deloitte was fined £15 million by the U.K.’s audit cops, as well as ordered to pay an additional £5.6 million to […]

Deloitte Sucked the Least In Latest Batch of U.K. Audit Quality Inspection Reports

A couple weeks ago the Financial Reporting Council in the U.K. released the results of its latest inspections of the Big 4 firms plus Grant Thornton, BDO, and Mazars, and it was the same ol’ story: audit quality is still really bad. How bad? Like one-third of the 88 audits reviewed during the 2019-20 inspection […]

Please Don’t Call Deloitte If Your House Is On Fire

“Hiring Deloitte [to manage PPE procurement] was a funny thing to do. If there is a fire, you don’t call the auditor, you call the fire service.” — said an anonymous clothing manufacturer based in northern England, who said Deloitte has ignored his company’s offers to make medical gowns for healthcare workers on the front […]

Deloitte Poaches Someone From EY and Issues a Press Release, Part I

Unless it’s buried in the archive somewhere, it’s hard to believe that in the almost 11-year history of this website we’ve never done a post about Deloitte poaching someone from EY (although we have pointed out that EY has lurked in Deloitte’s LinkedIn group looking for new warm bodies), but here we are. Because there […]

Another Deloitte U.K. Partner Fined Over Bad Serco Geografix Audits

Ross Howard has joined fellow Deloitte partner Helen George as having received a “severe” slap on the wrist from the U.K.’s Financial Reporting Council for his role in the shoddy auditing of Serco Geografix Ltd., a subsidiary of outsourcing firm Serco Group PLC. Reuters reported: Britain’s accounting regulator said on Tuesday it had fined Deloitte’s […]

It’s Good Being a Deloitte U.K. Equity Partner These Days

The big news out of the Queen’s Big 4 yesterday wasn’t that Deloitte U.K.’s 2019 revenue (which also includes income from Switzerland) increased 10.9% from £3.58 billion in 2018 to £3.97 billion. Nope. The big news (or good news if you’re an equity partner at Deloitte) was: Hundreds of partners at the UK arm of […]

Deloitte U.K. Hit with Large Fine Over Its Incompetent Auditing of Serco Geografix

It was Deloitte’s turn on the Financial Reporting Council’s dunk tank today, as the U.K. regulator fined the firm and one of its partners over the audits of the 2011 and 2012 financial statements of Serco Geografix Ltd., a subsidiary of outsourcing firm Serco Group PLC, which were found to be complete rubbish. The FRC […]

Woman Who Once Called Ex-U.K. Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson a ‘National Embarrassment’ Is the New Chair of Deloitte’s Global Board

Deloitte announced today that Sharon Thorne, deputy CEO and managing partner of global and strategy for Deloitte North West Europe, will become chair of the Deloitte Global Board of Directors beginning in June. She will be the first woman to hold that position with Deloitte. Thorne, who joined Deloitte U.K. in 1986, will succeed David […]

Richard Houston Is the New CEO of Deloitte U.K., While Dion Shango Takes the Reins Down in PwC Africa

I know this news won’t interest any of you guys, but TPTB are making us work today and Adrienne already warned you about shitposts this week. Plus, I selfishly wanted to write an article with a title that was similar to the chorus in Toto’s hit song, “Africa.” So, here we go. First, Richard Houston […]

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Deloitte U.K. Fired 20 Partners for Being Scumbags

Over the past four years, Deloitte U.K. has gotten rid of about 20 partners for inappropriate behavior, including sexual harassment and bullying, the firm’s CEO, David Sproul, told the Financial Times in an article published on Dec. 9. “We will fire people for any inappropriate behaviour. No one is protected,” said David Sproul. “There has […]

Deloitte Consulting Guy Is the Frontrunner to Become Deloitte CEO Guy

The head of Deloitte’s consulting practice is the favorite to take over as the firm’s CEO … no, not in the United States but in the United Kingdom. Sky News reported on Nov. 23 that Richard Houston, Deloitte U.K.’s managing partner of consulting, has emerged as the leading candidate to replace current CEO David Sproul, […]

Deloitte UK Desperate For a Few Good New Recruits

Business advisory firm Deloitte is offering placement opportunities to more than 1,000 graduates as part of a drive to recruit young talent. The firm, which employs 180 people at its Newcastle office, is inviting applications for 1,750 entry level positions across the group, including more than 1,000 roles for graduates. The firm is offering a […]

Deloitte Trainee Busted For Faking Doctor Notes To Explain His Failed Exams

What do you do when you are feeling the pressure to pass your professional exams but just can’t seem to get over the hump? If you’re this guy from Deloitte UK, you forge doctor notes to buy yourself some more time. Too bad for him he failed again and got busted. Nahied Kabir had two […]