This just in from the tip box:
In their entire FAQ section, not once was the question that I have:
Is the certificate printed on 2-ply paper? Because I plan on wiping my butt with it.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
I was going to call my contact at the AICPA to get an answer on this but figure the certificate is probably printed on the highest quality cheap paper they could find, the stuff that's somewhere between Burger King napkins and Angel Soft. Once someone gets one of these certificates, can you do us a favor and report back?