For those of you working on accelerated filers, you’re probably counting down the days hours until Monday’s deadline for the second quarter.
So, if you’ve already filed, make all the other workhorses out there jealous by telling us where you’re going to happy hour the rest of the week.
If you’re working down to the wire, let us know what color your sleeping bag is or where you’ll be ordering take out. Or maybe how many days you’ve been wearing the same shirt. Has anyone put in 40 hours this week yet? You get the idea. All right, now get back to it. Regulators are waiting…
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Caption Contest Reminder: Auditing Is Craptacular
Just a friendly reminder to submit your best captions for the audit room outside the ladies’ rain closet. Jump over the to the original post to submit your caption.
We’ll take submissions through the end of tomorrow, so get your team together and come up with something that will impress us. Your productivity starts waning this week anyway.
And while you’re at it, if you’re an auditor that works in ridiculous conditions, send us your pictures of your dungeon, closet, or your client-provided school desk.
Have You Any Tchotchkes?
In the spirit of Lehman Brothers’ desperation, we’re looking to find out which firm out there has the best chance of financing its next big settlement by virtue of hocking its tchotchkes on eBay.
Because no one can say with absolute certainty which big firm will be the next be rendered extinct (although there are some wagers on it) and thus, none of you working for any firm can be sure when all that schwag you’re accumulating in your cube farm will be worth anything, we thought we would get your submissions so that we can determine which firm has as shot at using auctions in cyberspace as opposed to closing up shop. At first glance, E&Y has nothing on eBay but books, so we’re guessing you guys have the most to prove here.
Check out another schwagtastic example after the jump
Some of you have probably checked out for the day already anyway, so you might as well start putting that camera phone to use and email your submissions to [email protected]. Big firms, small firms, we don’t care, we know there are some real finds out there. Just like this beauty:
The best submissions will be posted here and the respective firm’s ability to spend money on frivolous junk will be duly ridiculed.
Have a Very Going Concern Valentine’s With These Special eCards
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