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September 26, 2023

Rumor Mill: KPMG Wants You To Stop Smothering Your Kids

Klynveldians, what are you doing today at 2 pm? Nothing? Here you go:

As we continue to observe National Work & Family Month during October,
KPMG will host a national MSO from Lifeworks entitled Being an Involved
Parent: How Much Is Too Much? on Thursday, October 22, from 2:00 p.m. –
3:00 p.m. ET.
This special session is designed to help parents:
§ Understand the traits of overly involved parents
§ Learn the long-term consequences of over-involvement
§ Identify strategies for raising self-reliant, resilient children
§ Find a balance of involvement that will help children ultimately become
independent adults.
If you’d like to join us for this session, be sure to sign up today!

Don’t have kids? No worries. This will load up your queue of excuses for why you’re working late after you enter parenthood.

Klynveldians, what are you doing today at 2 pm? Nothing? Here you go:

As we continue to observe National Work & Family Month during October,
KPMG will host a national MSO from Lifeworks entitled Being an Involved
Parent: How Much Is Too Much? on Thursday, October 22, from 2:00 p.m. –
3:00 p.m. ET.
This special session is designed to help parents:
§ Understand the traits of overly involved parents
§ Learn the long-term consequences of over-involvement
§ Identify strategies for raising self-reliant, resilient children
§ Find a balance of involvement that will help children ultimately become
independent adults.
If you’d like to join us for this session, be sure to sign up today!

Don’t have kids? No worries. This will load up your queue of excuses for why you’re working late after you enter parenthood.

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