On second thought, the whole kicking clients in the face and cannibalism thing will probably land you in hot water with your bosses … and the authorities:
“[W]e’re going to kick you in the teeth, right? And when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we’re going to get up and on the way up, we’re going to bite a kneecap off. All right? And we’re going to stand up and it’s going to take two more shots to knock us down. And on the way up, we’re going to take your other kneecap and we’re going to get up and it’s going to take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we’re going to take another hunk out of you. Before long, we’re going to be the last one standing. That’s going to be the mentality.”
— Dan Campbell, new head coach of the Detroit Lions, during his introductory press conference on Thursday.