Okay, if you hate puns, or word play in general, mixed in with your securities enforcement and oversight info then you won’t think it’s great, but then that would make you a hater of great things.
Here’s today.
We asked our accountants to move a heavy box out of the way, but they couldn’t budget. #AccountantHumor
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 13, 2017
And that’s not just a one-off tweet. @FortWorth_SEC has been on fire for weeks:
We asked our accountants to move a heavy box out of the way, but they couldn’t budget. #AccountantHumor
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 13, 2017
No matter how many times we warn her, the Medusa continues to objectify people.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 11, 2017
The dictionary always seems to spell “incorrectly” incorrectly.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 10, 2017
Friday musing: We broke our can opener. Now it’s a can’t opener.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 7, 2017
We’d like to thank our arms for always being at our side, our legs for supporting us & our fingers because we can always count on them.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 6, 2017
Grain farming can be the classic tale of good versus weevil.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 5, 2017
Grain farming can be the classic tale of good versus weevil.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 5, 2017
We don’t know why his first name was used, but we’re glad to be “America” and not the “United States of Vespucci.” #IndependenceDay
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 4, 2017
We DID seize the day. Unfortunately, it knew judo.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) July 3, 2017
Friday musing: We opened a package of defective M&Ms. All of them say “W.”
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) June 30, 2017
If “revenge is a dish best served cold,” and “revenge is sweet,” then revenge is ice cream.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) June 29, 2017
We’ve taken certain steps to avoid elevators.
— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) June 28, 2017
We’re sorry we’ve only just discovered you, @ForthWorth_SEC. We salute your past and future service.
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