Let’s All Buzz About Deloitte’s Fabled Green Carpet At Once

Wait, what?

We can assume they are rolling out the green carpet in Orlando for a new senior manager training based on earlier tweets but who the hell knows based on this cryptic nonsense. More importantly — I'll go ahead and say it before you do — who cares?

Pics or it didn't happen. I could say there's a lot of buzz about the dingy PINK sweats I'm wearing as we speak but the truth of the matter is that "buzz" was my cats circling my feet in the kitchen demanding to be fed.

Bonus points to Ashley Goodall for using "plenary" in a sentence.

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