Let's be honest, you weren't planning to go anyway.
Its official. Samah and I are off to "Burning Man" this year. Scratch one from the Bucket List.
— Grover Norquist (@GroverNorquist) July 28, 2014
The Internet has already reacted accordingly to this news.
We have to wonder, why would Grover Norquist be drawn to Burning Man? Perhaps to make sure the Playa retains a fair tax system?