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February 8, 2023

The Future of Wearables as Visualized by Deloitte U Looks Terribly Dorky and Burdensome

I can't even with this.

If the future includes walking around with an implant in my thigh (for what, exactly?) and all this crap strapped on me like I'm on house arrest in 1995, FORGET IT.

The firms are really starting to hype this crap up, first with Deloitte shilling over at WSJ and now this. PwC is on it, too.

So you might as well just give up and let them put the Mark of the Beast under your flesh as prophesied by Revelation and every Obama-hating tin foil hattist on the Internet. At least with a government-connected RFID chip, you won't have to worry about forgetting it at home.

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