Aww, Sam, you're such a helpful fellow, aren't you?
Tip for Auditors: Beware of boobs, size 36 and up, when supervising inventory counts if u want to avoid an audit meltdown like Crazy Eddie
— Sam E. Antar (@SamAntar) January 7, 2014
I'm not entirely sure why he qualified that tip with "size 36 and up" considering all boobs are distracting all the time amiright? I easily get distracted by my own and I don't even have to do inventory counts.