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Busy Season Zen: Soap Cutting


I’m not even entirely sure what this ASMR thing is, beyond over-sexualized little kids whispering creepily and people running over Tide Pods. Apparently this is supposed to be satisfying to some people? OK. Back in my day, we just smoked weed and played GTA like normal people to unwind. Kids these days, I swear.

Anyhoo… thought we’d toss out an ASMR video for those of you in need of a little relaxation as we crawl ever forward through Busy Season ’19.


Need more zen? Knock yourself out.