As has been tradition ’round these parts going back a few years, it’s officially time to break out the Busy Season Zen.
If you’re new, Busy Season Zen is a dose of distraction, whether that be cute little ducklings or 10 straight hours of paint drying. You never know what you’re going to get.
We know you’re stressed, so consider this our permission to hide in the bathroom stall with your phone to take a crying break.
Now that that’s out of the way, please allow us to introduce you to The Crusher.
Remember, kids, don’t try this at home — or rather at the office. Some of you may not be old enough to remember when a little aggressive shredding ended a certain defunct public accounting firm. So yeah, don’t do that.