It's my distinct pleasure to once again bring you the world's finest accounting scuttlebutt. We call it Open Items.
If you're superstitious, you're probably not even out of bed so I hope this motivates you to face the day whether it includes a client that resembles an axe-wielding maniac or something even more terrifying like setting foot inside a mall.
As you know, this is the place where you can discuss any news that we skipped or missed this week, to ask the career questions that are keeping you up at night, or anything else that's on your mind.
Enjoy and be sure to clean up after yourselves.