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November 28, 2022

Accountant Addicted to Love Has Been Located; First Date To Be Determined

It was just last week that Victor the Spartan was on the hunt for Lauren, an accountant addicted to love (presumably in the Robert Palmer sense).

The picture at right represented Victor’s preferred method of stalking tracking down Lauren.

And despite the odds and the skeptics, the Spartan has reported that the hunt was a success:

Found her! We have not had a chance to get together but I am excited for it to happen. You always have to try if you want something. I’m glad i did.

Now, we’d like to think we were partially responsible for this happening but there’s no indication that is the case. Anyway, best of luck and all that. We’re sure this just the beginning of a great love story that will become a best seller – “Accountants like double entry” – or something.

It was just last week that Victor the Spartan was on the hunt for Lauren, an accountant addicted to love (presumably in the Robert Palmer sense).

The picture at right represented Victor’s preferred method of stalking tracking down Lauren.

And despite the odds and the skeptics, the Spartan has reported that the hunt was a success:

Found her! We have not had a chance to get together but I am excited for it to happen. You always have to try if you want something. I’m glad i did.

Now, we’d like to think we were partially responsible for this happening but there’s no indication that is the case. Anyway, best of luck and all that. We’re sure this just the beginning of a great love story that will become a best seller – “Accountants like double entry” – or something.

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