Nebraska Accountant Was Averaging About 100 Sexts a Day to Two Underage Girls

Posted on by Caleb Newquist
Omaha accountant, Clarence "Fred" Weber appears to have a problem. First off, he was sending sexts to a 14 year-old and 13 year-old girl, "request[ing] naked photos of the girls, […] pictures of the girls partially clothed, [and] others centered on sexual activities." This, obviously, is disturbing, illegal, and completely unacceptable but secondly good God, 3,000 text messages a month to two people? 
Weber, 43, has been charged with two counts of enticing a child with an electronic device. Weber exchanged about 2,000 messages with a 14-year-old girl and more than 1,000 texts with a 13-year-old, prosecutors say. […] There were an additional 70 emails between Weber and the older girl in which he asked if she had revealed their relationship to parents or school officials, according to a search warrant for Weber's electronic devices. In the messages, Weber allegedly indicated that he could reveal the girl's alcohol or sexual history to her parents. Weber's business title in the signature tag line was attached to some of the emails, according to court documents.
So, if this guy is your accountant, feel free to relieve him of his services for depravity, incompetence or both. But mostly depravity.
 

 

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And he handled last night’s Penn State press conference like a gangster. Even when angry “journalists” attacked.

See? This is why you send a CPA into the lion’s den. An architect would have crumbled. An engineer may have cried. A doctor would have cowered in fear. But a CPA? Stone-faced and calm with zero emotion, just how a Board of Trustees vice chairman should be when announcing a beloved coach has been canned due to, er, questionable discretion. And of course, because CPAs aren’t real big on that whole interaction thing, they called Paterno on the phone to tell him the news. Not a sit down or even coffee, but a phone call.

Told you he was gangsta.

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