As some of you know, the 2011 Masters kicks off today which means Phil Mickelson will attempt to defend his first KPMG major championship. PM is considered a slight favorite to win this year’s tournament (and to win a fourth sports jacket that closely resembles something that you could easily pick up at the Salvation Army).
It’s been a decent year since Phil won last year’s tournament as he landed his own KPMG website and was looking to upgrade to a new manse but apparently had to give up Five Guys.
Surprisingly that there hasn’t been an internal memo forwarded our way notifying everyone that certified Phil-KPMG caps could be worn for the next two days. Regardless, we’re sure that John Veihmeyer and Tim Flynn are holed up in the executive conference room at 345 Park, keeping tabs on Phil (he’s even after two) wearing their KPMG lids and passing chip n’ dips back and forth.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve decided that I’m not going to advertise someone else’s company for free. If KPMG pays me (like they paid Phil), I’d wear their ugly ass shoes. I work in the accounting department, not marketing. It’s not my job to help my employer do advertising. They don’t pay me for that.
P.S. I even took the dealership’s shitty-looking license plate frame off my car. If they would’ve given me a couple thousand off of the MSRP, I would’ve agreed to do advertising for them.
How many ways to say “no fucking way” are there?
Not a big 4-er but they don’t actually look half bad! Though agreed, not wearing them publicly without added compensation
LOL .. So UGLY !
Big NO
Are these for new partners?
If they fit, why not. if I need to buy them, hell no 😀