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University of Michigan to Ex-KPMG Recruiter: ‘Keep Your Horny Ass Off Campus’

Scott Vetere

Last month, we met Scott Vetere, a 39-year-old father of three from Michigan who made a name for himself in collegiate sports in the late ’90s and early 2000s before that legacy was trumped by a series of poor choices and a little bit of hot car sex this year. In case you need a quick refresher, the then-assistant coach for the University of Michigan women’s gymnastics team and former KPMG recruiter was caught practicing his acrobatic gymnastics with an 18-year-old team member and student. This is the part in the story where y’all go “woooo, you go, Scott!” Ignoring, of course, how inappropriate it is for a coach to bang a student athlete, even if the banger in question is technically one of your own.

Yeah, so, the excitement of someone at KPMG getting laid aside, Scott and his overly flexible love interest were arrested after cops found them “tumbling” together in a vehicle parked at an apartment complex in early October. As one would expect, Vetere resigned, citing “family problems.” I’d say. We also learned that Scott had left his gig as an IT audit recruiter for KPMG late last year, and the only reason we’re referencing it is because how often do we get to write about Klynveldians getting laid, seriously.

Now comes word that Scott shouldn’t expect to return to his gig at the University of Michigan anytime soon. Or ever.

“You are not eligible for rehire at the University of Michigan due to an inappropriate relationship with a student-athlete,” a letter from the human resources department to Vetere, dated Oct. 15, and obtained by the Detroit Free Press, said. Vetere had resigned the day before.

Vetere appeared in court earlier this week to deal with that pesky “committing an indecent or obscene act in public” charge; however, a pre-trial hearing has been pushed to December at the request of his attorney.

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